Monday, March 21, 2011

Before I forget, my lecture on the difference between Yakult and Vitagen.

THE LECTURE.
Yakult has texture like water. It's so easy to sallow since it's like water. Vitagen taste like yogurt. It's like drinkning yogurt. Like.. gooey and sticky and lumpy. Alright, it sounds gross. And vitagen makes me have phlegm. And that is freaking irritating. Ookay. Yakult makes me have phegm too. But it's lesser. Wayy better than vitagen. Anyway, yakult is nicer than vitagen. So much better. Can I be the endorsement person for yakult? Felicia Chin is not around anymore :x Hah. Evil me. And she shows her boobs in the advertisment. Boobs has nth to do with Yakult yo! It's not like if you drink yakult, your boobs will grow bigger or something. Though that's not a very bad idea. Hah. Then guys shouldnt drink yakult or they'll grow manboobs. What am I saying? Anyway, luckily TV is not showing it anymore. PHEW. The nightmare. Oh. One thing nice about vitagen, it's in a bigger bottle than yakult. Yakult finishes so FAST! One bottle is not enough, two bottles are too much. Argh. What to do? Drink Vitagen! Haha NO WAY =.=
Okay.End of lecture. I'm just bored so I'm talking crap. I know.. Dont remind me! And dont ever buy me vitagen! Yakult is welcome though :)
These are just my opinion. Dont agree? SUE ME. Wow. later some vitagen company people got nth better to do and come view my blog and really sue me, I die :x but consumers are obliged to voice out their opinions, no?

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