As many know, I'm a bloody skinny person. I can't gain weight and I lose weight easily like.. breathing. SO. I tried to gain weight, cause I don't like being that skinny, and it doesn't work. Okay, fine. I tried. Stuffed my face, ate ten thousand meals a day. Maybe gained a kg or two, that's it. Then, two weeks later, it's gone. That's how I roll.
AND THEN.. What was the problem again? ....
Oh yeah. I don't understand why some people see my skinniness as something that's bad. I mean, you have no idea how many million of people out there would gladly trade their bodies with mine. What america wants.. the size zero body or something? I read it somewhere.. Yeah. I'm probably size zero. (Not sure). But you get my point. I mean, obviously, being skinny is better than being obese right? It's common sense. Who would want to be obese? (well maybe me so I can spare myself all these crap). BUT majority want to be skinny/average at least. 
I have no idea why I'm fretting over being skinny. SERIOUSLY. I feel like a nutcase okay? People are out there flaunting their skinny bodies, and here I am, feeling melancholy and having a stupid mental break down over my weight. The hell is sense? It seems like it doesn't exist anymore.
I know this is not the first time I'm ranting about my weight and such. BUT REALLY. It's my body.. If it wants to lose weight for no apparent reason.. How can I control it?
Even I have no idea that I've lost weight! So how? You tell me. What should I do? This is getting so ridiculous. Have you seen anyone who wishes to be fat? Have you ever? No right?
I don't get it. Even if you explain it a hundred times to me, I'll never get it. I don't even know why I'm stressed about this. It does not make sense. At all. 
And I wonder.. does sleeping late affect your weight? No right? Weight is about metabolism and eating habits right? What has sleeping got to do with weight? Okay, I've read somewhere that sleeping actually burns off more calories than watching TV. But that's beside the point. I have high metabolism rate. I get hungry easily, as I'm typing I'm hungry. *sighs* 
Really, why is this even a issue? It's like arguing about how Eunhyuk and Hyukjae are the same persons. POINTLESS. There was no issue to begin with. I give up. 
If mental torture is what I get, it is what I will deal with. But if I lose it one day, you'll have to remember that it's your fault. You forced me to this end.
My prediction: This case will rest till the day I become obese.
Outcome: You'll cry because it means I'm pregnant, or I have a weird disease. 
END OF STORY. GOOD BYE.